Evidence collected so far
- Some visitors get a 403 from the edge proxy — my app never sees the request
- Same URL, same headers: works from curl, blocked in the browser
- Multiple people affected, not just one machine or network
- Builds sitting in the queue for 20+ minutes — others seeing it too
- Hard to debug: project doesn't show up in the CLI tooling
- Deploy landed but cache headers not yet verified — waiting for the next build to clear the queue